Arnie's Used Cars

"webmonkees" (kayoteq-of-the-forest) 01/01/2014 at 11:30 • Filed to: Big year Of Cars, Christine

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Look... uhhh... I know you don't exactly have money falling out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here.

Maybe we can work out some kind of deal...

Why don't you sweep up around the place...

do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools, shit like that.

Do that and you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want.

I might even throw in a few bucks.

Brand-new, she was.

She had the smell of a brand-new car.

That's just about the finest smell in the world.

'Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit, you oughta be fuckin' ashamed of yourself.

I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.

You shoulda' tried harder.

I made him get rid of it..

Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

Your mother and I have decided to buy you a new car.

That's what everyone wants isn't it?

Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis.

It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family.

It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have.

Don't be scared.

I noticed you like the Buick..

webmonkees > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 10:49

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Yes, a 1973 Beetle a fine modern vehicle for taking a family into the mountains for winter. Won't you take a test drive?

webmonkees > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 10:52

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A VW Beetle is a fine choice for taking your family into remote mountains.

Take a test drive...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 11:34

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want

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/01/2014 at 11:41

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Kinja says you want the dumpster.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 11:41

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If I won the lotto I'd buy the whole lot and sell it all at cheap prices but only if you signed a contract that said you'd either have it running and driving in 3 years or I'd take it back. but of coarse this would only work with the cars that are still restorable.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 01/01/2014 at 11:47

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Nah I'd rather have the Tbird

desertdog5051 > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 11:51

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Wow. That place has some cool shit.

Coty > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 12:15

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PS9 > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 12:40

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Bandit.

If this thing disappears off your lot, just remember that name. It's all you need to know.

PS9 > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 01/01/2014 at 12:41

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Kinja = Kock Ninja

You're getting your share of his junk whether you want it or not, when you least expect it.

ReallyColorful > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 12:53

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Ewwww.

ReallyColorful > ReallyColorful 01/01/2014 at 12:54

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I was pointing at wheels. Damn

ReallyColorful > ReallyColorful 01/01/2014 at 12:54

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it.

AluminumFoil > webmonkees 01/01/2014 at 13:57

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I liked the Christine references. Good show, old chap.

webmonkees > AluminumFoil 01/01/2014 at 16:48

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Thanks. I kind of was thinking that as I shot the pictures, hence the cat ;)

webmonkees > desertdog5051 01/01/2014 at 16:53

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Utterly insane. I'm not sure how all that got there, just people unable to pay a repair, then a few abandoned vehicles, an estate sale.. The thing about just about every one of them is the presence of an expensive fix.

I think the 'intact' ones are in good kit, though. I didn't even notice the insane rare that GT. Those suicide doors.

AluminumFoil > webmonkees 01/02/2014 at 17:34

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I'm surprised the word "shitter" didn't come up.